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SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi
Ab kya karoon?
BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahale

Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo.

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep.

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne,
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai;
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke,
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai ....

Meri Chahat Me Khot to Nahi Shamil,
Phir Kyun wo Baar Baar Azmaye Mujhe?
Dil Uski Yaad Se Ik Pal Bi Nahi Ghaafil,
Phir Kaise Mumkin Hai wo Bhool Jaye Mujhe?


Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U.

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